Twitter is doing a better job at teaching sex ed than most schools in the United States.
In case your high school education failed you, too, doctors recommend that people pee after sex to help prevent urinary tract infections. It’s become popular for Twitter users to leave wholesome nightly messages for each other, like reminding people to take off their makeup, leave trash exes on read, and pee after sex. After all, nobody wants to wake up with a UTI and resort to a week-long cranberry juice cleanse.
Twitter user @trashychick mixed it up, tweeting, “pee after sex or u will get a dui.”
pee after sex or u will get a dui
— andY (@trashychick) July 15, 2018
Their tweet inspired others to come up with their own consequences of not peeing after sex, tossing in some well known acronyms.
pee after sex or you will get a diy
— peter diamond (@ancestronaut) July 17, 2018
pee after sex or u will get a blu-ray DVD
— lexii (@lexxlmfao) July 19, 2018
Pee after sex or you’ll get an IUD
— Mayo (@miabagaric) July 19, 2018
pee after sex or you will get an HDMI cord
— grace keating (@gkeat97) July 19, 2018
pee after sex or you will get a tgi friday’s
— 21 cabbage (@coolbutpoorguy) July 18, 2018
pee after sex or you will get an HGTV
— that one guy (@alexfromvans) July 18, 2018
Remember to pee after sex or else you’ll get a YMCA
— dad (@lilmissriddim) July 19, 2018
Popular bands made an appearance, too.
pee after sex or u will get an ac/dc
— Jory Phantom (@JorianHolka) July 19, 2018
pee after sex or you’ll get a P!ATD
— major maple leaf (@emogatsby) July 19, 2018
pee after sex or you will get an snsd
— eric (@tkoghoul) July 19, 2018
And people came up with … creative threats, from acceptance to a Texas university to second amendment stans.
pee after sex or you’ll get into UTD
— Anshu (@AnshuRao14) July 19, 2018
pee after sex or else you’ll get another U2 album automatically added to your phone.
— 𝖘𝖕𝖎𝖗𝖎𝖙 𝖋𝖑𝖞𝖘𝖜𝖆𝖙𝖙𝖊𝖗 (@muhcoochee) July 19, 2018
Pee after sex or you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma you may be entitled to financial compensation
— david♎️ (@GayvidDowdle) July 18, 2018
pee after sex or a white cishet man named brad will show up with his automatic rifle in your room in the middle of the night and read the u.s. constitution
— 𝑭𝑹𝑬𝑼𝑫𝑰𝑨𝑵 𝑵𝑰𝑷 𝑺𝑳𝑰𝑷 (@verygayrae) July 18, 2018
In case this new meme isn’t enough of a reminder, we’ll say it one more time: Don’t forget to pee after sex.