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  1. A SAD END TO A PERFECT DAY!

    I picked a young woman up in a pub one night!
    After a drink or two I had enough dutch courage to ask her back to my "betshit" To my surprise she was drunk enough
    to say yes! "FAST FORWARD" To the point where we ended up in bed!
    She laid face down on the bed the bed, looking romantic under the red light bulb I had installed. "Super Tramp" quietly playing in the back ground!
    Started to kiss her neck, she responded with a sigh and a little groan! I gently ran my toung down her back bone till I
    reach the soft mound of her bottom! By this time we were both quite exited!
    Only for a second or two later! A thought flashed threw my mind!

    I WISH THIS BITCH WOULD WIPED HER FUCKING ARSE PROPERLY!

  2. About a 100 year ago, when I was 9. I fell in love with a girl called Tina! I'd had a crush on her for 3-4 years, but never let on.
    At, the school Christmas party, I plucked up the courage to ask her for a dance! To my delight she said yes!
    So we were dancing away to "Hermans Hermits" When she said something to me that made me laugh! 
    Disaster, a load of snot rocketed out of my nose and onto her velvet dress! Only to be lit up buy a "black light" as It was called back then! She was quite pissed off as she shrugged off the dance floor with this streak of snot rolling down her dress!
    Never did she speak to me again!
    Oh well ya can't win em all!
    Come to think of it. That's what prompted my interest in air gunning!
    So, some good came from it!

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