What better way to get into the Halloween spirit than by getting freaky?
There’s already a glut of sexy halloween costumes — have you seen Sexy Jon Snow and Sexy Fake News? But if that’s not kinky enough for you, here are a few seasonally appropriate sex toys that will help you bring the spooky times between the sheets.
Have you always wanted to plunge your most delicate body part into the darkness? Then the Fleshlight Freaks series is for you. There’s the Drac — but why stop there? Try the Zombie or even the Frankenstein. They’ll run you $73 a pop, but it doesn’t get any freakier than this.
This orange 6-inch wonder will run you $14. You can customize your own diameter (from “slim” to “max”) to ensure your personal jack-o-lantern is just right.
This cute little bullet vibrator is adorned with chic skulls. The collaboration between Tokidoki and Lovehoney costs just $15 and promises “bone-shaking orgasms.”
This meticulously-crafted dildo has very spooky autumnal vibes and comes in both large and small sizes. The larger version will run you close to $100, but it’s an investment that will help you extend decorative gourd season all the way into the bedroom.
These crafty little cockstumes from CamSoda are the newest thing in over-the-top Halloween get-ups. As the name suggests, these $20 Count Dickula and Water Member outfits are the perfect way to dress up your member. (So far they’re only available for men, but they’re considering a line for women too.)
So go forth, put on your favorite sexy costume, and get your spook on.